Dragon Ball Z
Japanese Episode 67
Red and Blue Lightning Balls... Jeese and Baata Attack!

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Rikuum lies face down on the ground, his uncovered ass in the air as Goku stands over him. Goku turns to coldly eye Jeese and Baata.

Goku: What're you two going to do? Beat it back to your planet? Or do you want to get squashed like him?

Jeese: (grins and chuckles) Did you hear that, Baata? That moron must think he's dreaming.

Baata: I think he's made the mistake of thinking he's beat Rikuum with his skill. It was only because Rikuum was off-guard when he was hit.

Jeese: Of course it was a coincidence. His battle power reading hardly changed.

Kurilin: What's going on? Why is Goku so confident?

Gohan: Dad...

(The wind blows. Jeese and Baata leap into the air and flip over to different places, Jeese behind Goku and Baata in front.)

Jeese: The Ginyu Special Corps' red magma...! (posing) Jeese!

Baata: (posing) And the blue hurricane... Baata!

Goku: (not impressed) So you're not going to go, huh?

Vegeta: (grimly) Kakarotto will win!

(Jeese and Baata leap to the same place and get into fighting positions.)

Jeese: Here we go!

(They blast off and fly by Goku again and again, red and blue trails behind them. It blows Goku's hair every which way, but he doesn't move.)

Jeese: This is no fun! He won't play with us at all!

Baata: Maybe he's so scared he can't move?

Jeese: He was all talk!

Kurilin: They're moving at such blinding speed, Goku can't move.

Baata: (still flying) Jeese! You're playing too much!

(Jeese turns to look at him and then smiles.)

Jeese: What about you? You could hit him once or twice!

(Baata touches down and throws a ki bolt at Goku's back. Goku doesn't appear to move, but the bolt hits the landscape and explodes. Jeese, hanging in the air, shoots energy balls down.)

Kurilin: Get out of the way, Gohan!

(Jeese's blasts tear through where the spectators had been standing. Vegeta gapes in shock as Goku still stands there calmly.)

Vegeta: (thinking) Impossible...

Jeese: (fuming) That insolence! We're with the Ginyu Special Corps!

(Baata hits ground right behind Goku, and Jeese right in front.)

Jeese: If you keep mocking us...!

(Goku emotionlessly punches him in the face. Baata gapes as Jeese clutches at his face in pain. Goku lowers his arm.)

Jeese: (looking up) Why you...!

Goku: (raising his eyebrows) Whatever... but aren't you guys letting your guard down too much?

Jeese: (slowly) What did you say?!

(Baata moves to bring his elbow down on Goku, but is blocked. Jeese starts and then moves to attack but is blocked as well, and Goku sweeps with his leg and kicks his feet out from under him. He gets Baata away as well and flips to his feet.)

Baata: Why you...!

(Goku crosses his arms in front of him and then straightens them to the side with a cry. Jeese and Baata are blown off their feet and away. Angrily they pull themselves up to hover in the air. The dust clears as Goku stands crouched where he was.)

Jeese: What... what did he just do?

(Gohan and Kurilin stare stunned for a moment.)

Kurilin: It was pure energy... he blew them away with pure energy.

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A mountain explodes as Freeza goes through it in his flying chair.

Freeza: (laughing) I finally have all seven Dragon Balls. Now I will finally gain immortality. But I never expected that I'd need a secret code to have my wish granted. But... will the Namek-seijin still living be willing to tell me the code?

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The camera pans up the tall skinny mountain where Saichourou's (Guru in America) house is.

(Saichourou sits in his chair, and Dende stands next to him, looking up in concern.)

Dende: Saichourou-sama...

(He walks over to a large window and looks out, troubled.)

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The camera pans to where Freeza's spaceship is sitting.

(Several beings in battle armor flinch back as Ginyu yells at them.)

Ginyu: No! How many times to I have to tell you? Right leg like this! (He poses and then walks past the men who are holding poses of their own.) I'm going to come up with the ultimate fighting pose that looks lots better in order to show Lord Freeza. You'd better help me!

(Ginyu jumps and turns away from the men, who drop their poses. He reaches into the collar of his battle armor to pull something out.)

Ginyu: If all goes well, I'll give you this. Isn't that kind of me? (He holds up a caramel. As he turns back the men assume their poses again.) Let's go! (He gets into his regular pose.)

Soldier: (posing) Rikuum...!

Another Soldier: (posing) Baata!

Yet Another Soldier: (posing) Jeese!

Short Soldier: (posing; hesitantly) Gurudo!

Ginyu: (posing) Ginyu!

All: (posing) Together we are the Ginyu Special Corps!

(Ginyu frowns. The soldiers sweat. Then suddenly Ginyu launches one into orbit. Nervous, another backs up and his foot hits a Dragon Ball.)

Ginyu: Don't touch the Dragon Balls! (The soldier blanches.) Lord Freeza left those precious Dragon Balls in my care. Why did you touch it? (He grabs the soldier by the cloth under his battle armor. The soldier spurts gibberish.) Why? (The soldier sputters and then Ginyu flings him backward and into the air as the others try not to move.)

Ginyu: If you want to touch it that much, I suppose I can let you. (He points and the Dragon Balls fly into the air and over his head.) Try touching this. If you can touch it just a little bit I'll give everyone two pieces of caramel.

(Ginyu chuckles and the soldiers look at each other, puzzled. Finally, yelling, they run off-screen toward Ginyu and one by one are booted into the air.)

Ginyu: What's wrong? You'll never become strong fighters this way! (He laughs maniacally.)

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Jeese and Baata are looking concerned at Goku's lack of concern. Kurilin and Gohan are just stunned.

(Baata and Jeese get into fighting positions and suddenly leap for Goku. He doesn't even appear to move, and they are pushed back. Jeese catches his breath and eyes Goku. Vegeta scowls.)

Gohan: (wide-eyed) Kurilin-san? Those two don't seem as strong as I thought they were. They can't touch Dad.

Kurilin: But that can't be...

(Jeese is still gasping for breath, but suddenly he screams and rushes at Goku. He looks as if he's going to get him in the back of the head, but is pushed aside. Goku stands completely still as both Jeese and Baata try to hit him and miss every time.)

Kurilin: Even Vegeta was no match for them. They have just as much ki energy as Rikuum did. Goku is so strong I think he's making them look like they're not much.

Gohan: Really? But Dad's ki energy is lots less.

(Jeese and Baata leap into the air, and Jeese checks his scouter.)

Jeese: What's going on? His battle power is definitely only 5,000. My attack didn't even put a scratch on him.

Vegeta: That Kakarotto! His battle power is spiking tremendously only for a split second during the attack. Probably to avoid wasting energy. It's so brief I'm sure the scouter can't pick it up. (He looks at Goku.) His battle power is beyond imagination. Why does he have that kind of power?

Baata: (growling) Now I'm mad! I'm not letting trash like him make a fool out of me! Hey, Jeese! Let's go with the Purple Comet Crash!

Jeese: The Purple Comet Crash? Good idea! (shouting) Let's do it, Baata!

(Both Baata and Jeese call up their respective colored waves of energy into a ball around themselves, which then come together to create a huge purple spinning disc which flies at Goku. Goku suddenly yells and the disc splits around him and flies off to hit the ground.)

Jeese: (angrily) What happened?

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Bulma is pissed. She shrieks and pulls the headphones out of her ears and throws them on her cot, next to which is a fuzzing TV.

Bulma: What are they doing? Abandoning a weak lady like me? And Goku is no better! I'm not accepting an excuse like some delay in the schedule! He has to take me home as soon as he lands! If I stay in this place too long it'll ruin my skin and destroy my beauty!

(She sits on the cot and stares despondently at the ground.)

Bulma: I want to go home to Earth...

(A noise makes her look up - it's one of Jeese and Baata's discs, which hits the ground outside her trench with a huge explosion and sends her flying head-over-heels. A pile of stones and the broken TV land on her, and she breaks out of the heap angrily.)

Bulma: (clenching her fists) What was that?!

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Baata glowers as the smoke clears and he sees that Goku is uninjured and again has barely moved.

Jeese: Why that...!

Baata: (through Jeese's scouter) Jeese!

Jeese: What is it, Baata?!

Baata: You have to let loose a Crusher Ball. Although, with his speed, he'll probably dodge it.

Jeese: (through Baata's scouter) So what'll we do?

Baata: Only one thing! As he's dodging for his life, I'll crush him from behind! He may be fast, but I'm the fastest in the universe!

Jeese: Got it! But why are we doing this against scum like him?! Crusher... (Jeese raises his hand and a ball forms.) Ball...! (He flings it at Goku, who just watches it come.)

Baata: (watching) Why isn't he dodging it?

(Goku bats the ball away, and everyone watching reacts in shock.)

Jeese: He deflected it!

Baata: Shit! (He moves as if to swoop down on Goku, but stops in surprise, looking around. Goku's gone. Jeese and then Vegeta look for him.)

Baata: Where'd he go? (Goku is descending silently behind him.)

Jeese: Behind you, Baata!

(Baata turns and both he and Jeese gack in surprise. Goku smiles charmingly.)

Narrator: Goku's power is well above that of the Ginyu Special Corps. Has Goku really become one of the legendary Super Saiya-jin?